Sethward Animals
Sethward the
Snake
can’t help but swallow an audience member or judge whole. As we see them get digested it’s equal parts hilarious and horrifying. If they are lucky they find the snake butthole and are pooped out in a feces costume.
Sethward the
Caterpillar
has been fat and ugly his whole life and it's finally time to become a beautiful butterfly - doesn't have enough time to fully form and comes out of cocoon as a deformed mess of bug pieces. He decides that he’s beautiful even with his deformities.
Sethward the
Walrus
tired of being so large and pathetic. They attempt to be like the cute seals at the water shows by balancing on a circus ball but falls all over the place.
Sethward the
Chicken
as a hard time hatching out of his egg, when he arrives he's hungry and cold. Needs to find his mommy to feed him (baby bird style) and maybe even sit on him.
Sethward the
Bunny
hops over everything he sees - hops over a whole person even (usually falls over everything he tries to jump over) also he can't stop humping everyone because that’s what rabbits do
Sethward the
Cow
needs to find someone who can relieve the stress of milk buildup - needs help to get milked.
Sethward the
Giraffe
has the shortest neck in the savannah. He can’t reach all the delicious high leaves. He gets the audience to wish for him grow his neck so he is normal like all the other giraffes, it works but he may fall down during the neck lengthening.
Sethward the
Peacock
A helpless romantic, desperate to show off how cool he is. His mating dance is stupid and humiliating, he loses his tail which is the only thing that makes him cool. He’s dedicated to letting everyone know he can still fly.
Sethward the
Phoenix
Is old, ready to get burned so he can come back younger and stronger. Or we reveal the Phoenix who rises from the dead peacock.
Sethward the
Worm
He's actually quite an accomplished dancer. Lives in a big apple but comes out to show you what he’s made of, watch out he loves getting dirty.
Sethward the
Goat
He's the greatest of all time, he's not good at anything really but he is the greatest, maybe the greatest at being not great at anything.
Sethward the
Octopus
has three hearts so he falls in love too quickly and can't stop squirting ink all over everyone (it's invisible ink)
Sethward the
Pig
He’ll never make it unless of course pigs fly
Sethward the
Gibbon
He's got super long arms but no tail. He can do the monkey bars but he's NOT a monkey
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